The Random Ramblings of a Recluse

If you are one of the following people I might actually try to stalk you and have your children. (In order of obsession):

Colin Morgan
Benedict Cumberbatch
Martin Freeman
David Tennant
Johnny Depp
Bradley James
John Simm

Some Minor Notes…

Things Wot I am Thinking…

(1) I am really disappointed Benedict Cumberbatch in ginger

(2) I really want to go to England this Christmas and stalk him/Colin Morgan.

(3) I really wish I was more proactive.

(4) I was pondering the benefits of a diet versus the burger rings I have. 

(5) Ridiculously angry no one saw fit to inform me that Cumberbatch has been single since March.

(6) Ridiculously embarassed about people’s intial thoughts inspired by the word “Cumberbatch”. 

(7) Pondering what people think I mean when I say Cumberbatch out of context. 

(8) Realising the burger rings won.